Get Into the Movies for Free!

Movie tickets are just ridiculously priced, and the food and drinks are set so high that a night out at the movies can run you clost to 20 bucks a person. What the fuck! 10 dollar ticket, 5 dollar drink, 5 dollar popcorn, and 4 bucks for a small box of chocolate fucks.  Well it may seem a little amatuer, but what if you could just sneak in everytime and avoid all that stupid shit? I will outline a few tricks that I've used over the past few years to get into the movies absolutely free every time, and never get caught.


Method 1 - The Emergency Exit: This is the first method I tried, but it requires two people. Say for example you and a bunch of friends all go see the new Twilight movie on a friday night, but youre shit broke.  You say, "hey guys, wanna sneak in like badasses" but of course theres always one or two people too afraid to do so.  Well heres what you have them do. When they purchase their ticket and walk inside, watch from outside to see what side of the theatre they go to.  Now go on the outside of the theatre on the same side that they walked.  From the side of the building you can usually see about 3-4 exit doors. Watch these doors.  Tell your friend to go down to the bottom of the theatre where the exit doors are by the screen.  He/she will then casually open the door and poker their head outside, maybe even stand out there and keep the door open with their foot.  Have them pretend to be on the phone or something common and unsuspicious.  At this point, they can either call you and tell you that theyre out there, or you will see them do this.  Simple walk over, and walk in through the opened exit door.  No body cares if you do this. But just be safe, look out for employees that might be in the theatre checking on shit.


Method 2 - The Side Hallway Door:  This way, in my opinion, is the easiest way.  Like the theatre exit door routine, this one also requires two people.  Most theatres I've been in have these long hallways that run all the way to the end of the building where two double doors seperate the outside from the inside.  They are not hard to find, and usually no employees are this far down the building.  So this time, simple wait outside of these double doors and have your friend open them up for you to enter.  These doors are almost always past the point where you have to give someone youre ticket, so no one will stop you and harass you.

Method 3 - On the Phone...Asshole!: This method is one that you can do on your own, but it takes a little bit of guts and acting.  So here is what you do, take out your cell phone and maybe pretend to be looking for someone. Look pissed! Look as though you really arent having a good time and dont want to be fucked with because youre on the phone.  At this point you can walk right past the people taking the tickets, but do it like you just want to get by to do something important.  They will see you are on a mission and arent looking to free load, so they wont bother rudely stopping you to tell you a ticket is necessary to pass that point.  There you go, you got by them and now you can watch your movie for free.

I use these methods every time I go to the movies, even if its a date.  I dont want any girls thinking that I have money and shit.

Good Luck!

-rusty


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